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WHEN MY FRIEND GETS SLOPPY DRUNK AND I HAVE TO DELIVER HER TO HER BOYFRIEND

atheisticasshole:

Wait but hear me out

  • ravenclaws that hate studying and procrastinate every assignment
  • hufflepuffs that curse like sailors and that look like they could definitely fuck you up if they wanted to
  • slytherin that are really nice and sweet who constantly ask how your days going and if you need help with something
  • gryffindor that are scared to kill the spider in the corner of their rooms because who knows if that shit can fly or if it’ll attack you  

lyingmary:

imnotpooping75:

imnotpooping75:

where did noah keep his bees

IN THE ARK HIVES

Get the fuck away from me right now

How to be a Successful Roman Epic Poet (after Virgil): A Guide for the Perplexed

lionofchaeronea:

  • Be sure to begin your epic with a nauseatingly sycophantic address to the reigning Emperor. (“Humble worm that I am, I would never dream of singing of you, o great Caesar; your virtue is too vast, your deeds too amazing, and have I mentioned how well your new toga brings…

snailfrog:

drrestless:

Milo Manara - Storia dell’Umanità

Nothing has really changed but the rags which clothe us. Sex, death , the dices roll while rocks cover our graves.

Not all Drow.
idk, Drizzt probably (via outofcontextdnd)

Marvel’s biggest secret is how they make Robert Downey Jr. appear taller than he actually is…

mcdownies:

crimsonpoppyfields:

thefrogman:

RDJ is 5’ 8½”

Gwyneth (5’ 9”) and we know she is wearing killer heels ALL the time

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Chris (6’ 0½”)

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Problem solved.

[spelledjustlikeescape]

I think I just bloody died scrolling down and seeing rdj wearing heels.

always reblog rdj in his hooker heels

(Source: my-tenerife-sea)

consultingcupcake:

l0kasenna:

zombres:

tom-sits-like-a-whore:

Okay. But let’s talk about Thor for a second. Thor does not get enough love and (Loki forgive me) he is honestly one of the best fucking characters Marvel has. And it’s shown so simply and so beautifully right here. He is so fucking chill about everything. Obviously, he doesn’t live in space, he lives in Asgard. But he knows everyone thinks he’s kinda like an alien, and he just goes along with it because why not? These humans are funny in their lack of understanding, but it’s an endearing kind of funny. Just like in the first movie, where Darcy tells him to smile so she can take a picture of him and he has no fucking clue what she’s doing or what a phone is and it could kill him for all he knows but he just fucking smiles and keeps eating his delicious pancakes because he’s just so chill like that. And if you look at his face in the first gif, it’s very serious and concentrated but the moment Darcy starts talking to him he loosens up and is like “Muscles? Ah, yes I suppose I am quite muscular. Oh, she’s inquiring about Asgard. But she called it space. She seems confused as to my origins, but it’s not of import. I like space, that’s a good name. I shall call it space too.”

And that little head nod he does back to her in the last gif. I’m dead. Deceased. Murdered from Thor cuteness

He’s just.. ugh, Thor doesn’t get enough appreciation. There are so many little things he does that go ignored but no more. His complete adorableness will be appreciated. 

I DIDN’T NOTICE THE LITTLE NOD BACK /SCREEEEEEEEE

Part of this is certainly based on his sweet, open nature, but part will also be biology. The reason why his species was so evolutionarily successful is most likely that they adapt so quickly to new situations and surroundings, different planets and so on. Thor is super quick at noticing what’s going on around him, what people belonging to other species say and do and how they mean it, so he knows when a human is joking and when not, and which words he needs to use in order to be understood.

Still, if he was an arrogant alien arse, he could just dismiss this behaviour as lowly, but being the fluffteddy Marvel’s Thor (movie version) is, he plays along and enjoys the banter. He likes making new friends, he needs new friends desperately in the first movie, and the Lord knows this dude doesn’t have much to smile about by the time of the second - so why miss a chance?

(Source: margahery)

http://sacredkarcram.tumblr.com/post/96240582412/womenwhokickass-jeanne-hachette-why-she

womenwhokickass:

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Jeanne Hachette

Why she kicks ass:

  • When a snooty Disgraced French Duke came to conquer her town, with his army of degenerative psychopaths. This teenaged peasant grabbed a hatchet and buried it in his throat, kicked him square in the chest, and sending him…

DARK FIGURES

In this creepy video, the user is inside what seems to be an abandoned house. He goes into a room and sees a darkish figure sitting down facing the wall. He slams the door, but then goes to open it again. This time the figure is standing up, facing him. 

The figure looks like a dark mass that’s transparent at some parts. When it stands the viewer can tell it has an almost non-human shape. It’s arms are too short and seem to end in a stump rather than fingers. 

(Source: sixpenceee)